How to handle limb loss due to dragons
  • Drago: I WILL CONQUER AND CONTROL EVERY DRAGON I FIND! THIS BEAST HURT ME, I WILL HURT THEM ALL!!!
  • Hiccup: I'm just gonna crack jokes about it and make a Swiss army foot. Hell, yeah, Swiss army foot.
  • Gobber: I'm just gonna tell camp fire stories about it to the kiddies.
  • Mom: Go to sleep
  • Me: The fandoms awake, so I'm awake!
  • Mom: *slowly exits room*
  • baby: l... l... l...
  • father: love?! is love going to be your first word!!!!
  • baby: l...LET IT GO. LET IT GO. CAN'T HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE. LET IT GO. LET IT GO. TURN AWAY AND SLAM THE DOOR.

elsaelphaba:

it’s time to try defying gravity

turn away and slam the door

jelsaship:

❄️ itt: We Heart It.

jelsaship:

❄️ itt: We Heart It.

  • Me: Hans is going to be in Once Upon A Time
  • My 7 year old sister: WHAT ABOUT OLAF?
  • Me: I don't think he's going to be in it because it would be a bit weird to have a snowman running around our real world
  • My sister: But they could have him transform into a human when he's in our world, and turn into a snowman when he's back in the fairytale land
  • me:
  • sister:
  • me:
  • sister:
  • me: yes
  • Romeo: i mean it's crazy
  • Mercutio: what?
  • Romeo: we finish each other's
  • Mercutio: Capulets!
  • Romeo: that's who i was gonna slay!

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

howstufftwerks:

noddin’ ma head like yea

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movin’ ma hips like h*ck yea

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don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

don’t you fkn dare pat me Abbott

thenimbus:

gaypee:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.


brush me

Crystal Methy Pie

thenimbus:

gaypee:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

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brush me

Crystal Methy Pie

lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."


SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF

lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."

SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

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ruinedchildhood:

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